Meet Fussie Fran, Doesville’s walking anxiety attack in knee-high socks. She’s a tornado of nerves with a scowl sharp enough to cut glass and a mouth that runs faster than a getaway car. Happy? Not in her vocabulary. Calm? Never heard of it. Fran fusses, nags, second-guesses, third-guesses, and fourth-guesses everything until the universe itself wants to apologize for existing.
One raised eyebrow from her is all it takes: suddenly Dewey’s brilliant plan is “irresponsible,” his victory is “temporary,” and that perfectly safe shortcut “smells like a trap.” Next thing he knows, the Stape Twins are cackling in the distance and he’s neck-deep in a brand-new disaster—usually with Fran leading the charge while yelling that this is all somehow his fault.
But behind the whining and the worrying, two questions gnaw at her like a double-knotted itch she can’t reach: Who is the mysterious Coach Does, really? And where—WHERE—do the Defenders of Doesville disappear to when they’re not saving the day?
Until she gets answers, Fussie Fran will keep shadowing her reluctant hero, dragging him into chaos at match speed, and greeting every disaster with the same loving battle cry: