Coach Does

Jumping from my bed like a jack rabbit out of a fox hole, a rare moment indeed, both feet landing firmly on the floor below my bed. It would have been a perfect landing after a few spins on the parallel bars. Usually it takes me at least 45 minutes just to work one leg from underneath my warm protective blanket, but today something was different.

 

As I stood firm, still admiring my 10 point landing, the toy chest my Dad left in the far corner of my bedroom began to rumble and shake frantically once again. I guess they want to get out. Why can’t they just stay quietly in the toy chest? I wonder, am I crazy to be having conversations with them. They seem harmless, at least. And, I do enjoy our long talks. So, I guess that sorta means we can be friends. I should let them out before Mom hears them and comes to investigate all the noise.

 

“Okay guys, I’m coming,” I call out, as I move toward the shaking, rumbling chest. Dad told me it’s a special toy chest with lots of great stuff inside. What did he mean by special? I figure the old guy that gave it to him told him that weird stuff. To me, it looks like an old wooden chest that pirates kept their gold and jewels in; locked up and buried deep inside a cave that nobody could ever find without some sorta old ripped up hand-drawn map.

 

On the front of the chest, carved deep into the weather beaten wood read, ‘Dew110. That’s it! Just Dew110’. I wonder if it was some kinda pirates code, used hundreds of thousands of years ago. Being the curious but cautious kinda kid that I am, I stood staring at the strange looking chest for days, maybe even weeks. A routine I did almost every morning since Dad left it in my room until one morning it began moving, jumping up and down, all by itself. I wasn’t scared at all. Why? I don’t know, but that day I opened the noisy chest by saying the magic word on the front and out they came for the first time.

 

Once again, I stare at the toy chest, the rusty lock and latches that kept the chest closed looking like they will never open. I read the word on the front of the chest, a bright light begins shining through a small crack in the doorway, just before they push the heavy door back, ‘CRASH’, making a loud noise that should have woke the neighbors.

 

They come bursting out, like a ten foot wave crashing on a beach all over my room. Wide open flashing eyes, looking right at me like young players looking up at their coach as he calls out the final game winning play. They look game-ready; each one a champion in their sport.

 

Coach Does,” today is Thanksgiving. Can we watch some games with you? So many of them. They call me Coach Does. As if I was coach of a team or something. “Ahhh, how do you know it’s Thanksgiving?” I ask Cross Over, the basketball who says he’s from New York City. “C’mon man! All of my many cousins and I have played on Thanksgiving Day since 1947.”

 

“Howdy Coach Does.” I turn looking down at the football, who says he’s from Texas and calls himself First Down. I ask, “why do you always call me Coach?” First Down, looking up at me from my bedroom floor, replies “well, Coach, who ever opens the chest becomes the new coach of the team.” I immediately came back with a question. “What team?” Simultaneously, everyone of them sings, “TEAM DEW110”. It sounded like they had lots of practice answering that question. As I continue listening, I look around my room at all the eyes looking back at me. “We have been locked in the chest for many years hoping a young fella like yourself would find us,” First Down continues saying.

 

“Why?” I ask. A reply comes from the crowd of sports stuff on my bed. “Bonjour, Coach Does. So we can share our love and passion for what we do with you,” says Ms. Love, the tennis racquet. She says she’s from France.

 

“But, I’m to little to be a coach of anything,” I say. Mr. Mulligan, an old wooden golf club, moves toward me and with his soft gentle voice says, “Coach Does, Coach Does, you are never too small to lead.” Looking at Mr. Mulligan, I reply with a puzzling look, “how do I lead you guys?” It felt like this was going to become a long talk because Mr. Mulligan tends to repeat things sometimes.

 

Time slowly passing, each story full of adventure, as Mr. Mulligan and others share how they will teach and help me be a leader whenever I call on them. I wasn’t sure if this was my crazy, wild sports imagination, as my mother would say. Was this really happening? A toy chest full of talking sports stuff? I guess it made sense if you know how much my Dad and I love sports. Sorta, a dream come true, I guess.

 

I didn’t want to leave my room. I was enjoying adventure after adventure, until it was time to eat Thanksgiving dinner. My mother must have thought I was playing on my computer or something. Little did she know, I was talking to my new friends.

 

Bend-It, the soccer ball from some part of South America, told me how he was the reason the Women’s USA Soccer Team won the World Cup. Cross Over said he taught Hardaway how to do the cross-over move, but Tim got all the credit. They were so funny. Each one had their own book of adventures, sorta like Sports History 101 with a twist.

 

I was sad that I had to leave them to go eat, but I promised that I would be back soon. I called down to Mom, letting her know I was on my way.

 

It took a while, but I ate everything…twice! Mom said, “Dewey, you’re going to pop if you keep eating.” All I could think of was my new friends telling me, ‘eat and grow tall Coach Does.’ So I did. I couldn’t wait to get back to my bedroom to hear more exciting adventures.

I finally finished all my Thanksgiving dinner. Grandpa Does, asks if I was going to join the rest of the family to watch the big game. I told him I had something to do and that I’d be down as soon as I can. “I’ve never known that boy to miss a Thanksgiving game before,” he said, looking at my mother puzzled.

Excusing myself from the dinning room table, sprinting like I was running the forty yard dash, I wanted to hear more stories. Darting into my bedroom, I quickly say the magic word that opens the toy chest, and again, they came storming out, game-ready. I jump up onto my bed, as if I was preparing for a bedtime story. I couldn’t remember ever being this excited for one of my Mom’s or Grandpa Does’ late-night stories. This was sorta different. It felt like I was listening to my Dad telling me one of his many sport stories again.

As I got comfortable in my bed, Flat Top, the surf board from Southern California, began sharing one of his adventures with me. I was so stoked, feeling the spray of the waves on me. As Flat Top would say, “Dude, you are shredding that wave.” It felt like hours passed by, as I sat up in my bed listening. My eyelids beginning to feel heavy as I slowly fell asleep at the gentle sound of the crashing waves.

FOOD COMA,” my new team sings out as they retreat back to the toy chest. The chest door closes just before Mom and Grandpa Does open my bedroom door to check on me. “Food Coma,” Mom whispers, looking back at Grandpa Does. He reconfirms, “yup, Food Coma, does it again.

By Thomas M. Kinslow Co-Author, First Day, In the groove, The Comeback

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